<ashchi> i'm determined to undermine you men somehow, especially after gtvl1's helen keller joke yesterday
<subo> gat made a funny???
<subo> nooit
<LordCow> yeah
<LordCow> it was like
<LordCow> y does helen keller walk in2 walls?
<LordCow> caus she's blind!!
<LordCow> hahaha
<ashchi> "why can't helen keller drive?"
* subo pings gat quite sore
<ashchi> "because she's deaf, dumb and blind?"
<LordCow> o yeah it was that driving thing
<ashchi> "no because she is a woman"
<subo> and you were amused?
<ashchi> no ways sister
<ashchi> im back with a vengeance
<subo> so how could you tell it was a joke?
<ashchi> there was a punch line
<ashchi> ;)
<LordCow> so how'r u back with a vengence
<subo> no i merely see it as a question and answer
<LordCow> how'r u gonna topple the l33test joke in the world
<ashchi> LordCow
<LordCow> k
<ashchi> it might take minutes, hours, days
<ashchi> but i will do it
<LordCow> o ok
<devdude> hahahahahahahahahaa
<ashchi> the only joke i can think of now doesnt undermine men in the least
<LordCow> that's caus u can't
<LordCow> caus men r l33t
<PhaZZed> that is a joke
<ashchi> oh well
<PhaZZed> no jokes undermine men, they just attempts for women to feel beta
<ashchi> thats what men do when they try to undermine women, because deep down they are aware of the fact that women are superior to men
<PhaZZed> sometimes we must just play the role of being laughed at to help u dears out
<LordCow> so anyway
<LordCow> there were these 3 chicks in the bathroom
<LordCow> & they couldn't pee standing up
<LordCow> hahaha
<PhaZZed> AHHAHA
<ashchi> hmm
<devdude> bwhabhwbahbwa
<devdude> omg u are funny
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<devdude> u deserve it!
<LordCow> sweeeeet
<LordCow> cows 2 ashy 0
<LordCow> 2 minutes left in injury time
<ashchi> i cant think of any sexist jokes
<LordCow> omg own goal!!
<subo> thats why men are such genii
<ashchi> penii rather
<subo> cos they can do 2 things at once
<subo> stand up
<subo> and piss
<ashchi> lol
<ashchi> also
<ashchi> hold the remote and scratch their balls
<subo> only the ones who have balls
<subo> lots dont
<ashchi> yeah
<ashchi> the ones that do have no brains tho
<LordCow> k these aren't even like jokes
<LordCow> cows win 3-0
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<sx1> which car is better looking between honda jazz and toyota yaris hatch?
<LordCow> the honda jizz
<sx1> why?
<LordCow> caus u could jizz all over it! hahaha
<sx1> er ..no one is laughing but u
<sx1> idiot
<MaDBaLL> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhAHA
<LordCow> hahahaha 2 to 1
<LordCow> who's the idiot now hey
<Rambo> lol
<sx1> why u get so excited? is it because ur mother got fucked by a dirty dog?
<LordCow> oh noes!!
<LordCow> pls don't bring my mom in2 this
<LordCow> u know i can't handle that ;(
<sx1> it must be
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<LordCow> *snigger*
[ snip ]
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<MaDBaLL> LordCow ur groupie is back
<Rambo> lol
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<LordCow> o mad skillz
<LordCow> so sx1 did u jizz all over it or what?
<LordCow> nice car hey
<LordCow> prolly still busy ..
<MaDBaLL> LOL
<LordCow> gonna need one've those deluxe car washes
<MaDBaLL> hahaha
[ day later ]
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<sx1> which car is better between toyota yaris and honda jazz?which looks better?from a male's perspective
<Staffy> get a fucking mini
<Risc> it's not about looks, it's about performance
<Risc> the jazz seems to be winning the awards in its class
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<sx1> yeah i know..i saw on the internet..
<sx1> but which one looks better?
<Risc> isnt that a matter of personal taste?
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<sx1> which mini is staffy talking abt?
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<Stormy> yo Ct ppl
<devdude> AWE mhaBru!
<devdude> duidelike welkom te Kaapstad!
<LordCow> van nelson mandela metropol universiteit af
<LordCow> that's so koo 2 say
<LordCow> nelson mandela metropol universiteit
<LordCow> rolls off the tongue
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<LordCow> lol
<devdude> u scared him
<LordCow> yar he has teh stormy temperament
<PhaZZed> wats a good news website?
<PhaZZed> news23
<PhaZZed> news24
<PhaZZed> lol
<PhaZZed> cant even type anymore after today
<LordCow> it's still today u numnuts
<devdude> bwhahahha
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<Iamenusgonzales> new version of WinZip + crack , you can download at my webserver while im online ;) http://212.205.217.82:3322/
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<stryder> more
<LordCow> "at my webserver while im online"
<LordCow> omlol
<LordCow> y is this guy so desperate to get his winzip version out
<LordCow> i wonder ..
<LordCow> on a totally different note +R would make this place spam free, what a plan
<Dee-Monical_Chick> noooooooooooooooo
<Dee-Monical_Chick> we alllready have fuckalll users
<LordCow> comon
<LordCow> just u & me
<LordCow> whatdya say
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<LordCow> i guess that's a no
<wilde> roflol
<wilde> www.wildenakedpics.com download now while i'm online
<wilde> ooh i hope that isn't a real website
<LordCow> must b
<wilde> thank god no
<LordCow> omg
<LordCow> Unable to determine IP address from host name for www.wildenakedpics.com
<wilde> lol
<LordCow> ;(
<wilde> hehe
<dinsda1e> :(
<wilde> lol
<dinsda1e> dcc ?
<wilde> i dont hand out naked photos
<LordCow> do u email them?
<dinsda1e> it wouldnt be handing out, it would be dcc'ing
<wilde> lol
<dinsda1e> or electonic mail like the lord there says
<wilde> well actually the only naked pics i have are baby ones
<LordCow> that'll do fine
<wilde> sies
<dinsda1e> it wont do fine for me
<LordCow> well wildenakedpics.com *is* down ..
<wilde> where can one get a free webpage/ blogpage
<wilde> a nice site
<dinsda1e> www.bigsausagepizza.com
<wilde> erm...
<wilde> no thanks
<dinsda1e> :(
<wilde> you're a perv
<dinsda1e> :o
<dinsda1e> you wanted a webpage to look at ?"
<wilde> no want to create a site for me
<wilde> no porn
<dinsda1e> www.blogspot.com
<wilde> tar
<LordCow> wilde: can u write html?
<dinsda1e> she's a girl
<dinsda1e> what do you think
<dinsda1e> :-)
<LordCow> ah of course ;)
<dinsda1e> :-)
<wilde> well no i cant
<dinsda1e> :-(
<dinsda1e> so about them free naked picutres you hand out...............
<LordCow> omg that site rox!
<wilde> but i can create flash animation
<LordCow> eh k, then its blogspot 4u
<wilde> lol
<wilde> ta
<wilde> i need to get one of those html for dummies books
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<LordCow> any book will do
<LordCow> html's pretty simple
<dinsda1e> it's real easy
<dinsda1e> if you a man
<LordCow> lol
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<lightwizard> lo
<Belial> thx :)
<Belial> risc just wont add me...
<Belial> *g*
<lightwizard> u need to suck him off
<lightwizard> lol
<LordCow> i've tried that already ..
<lightwizard> *blink*
<lightwizard> i was kidding but ok
<LordCow> o shit
<LordCow> yeah so was i
<Belial> lol
<lightwizard> there goes the idea of CT for a holiday
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<Belial> lol
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<_1600cc_20valve_> watzup
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<GuStO> ha ha
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<_1600cc_20valve_> wtf jus happend to me
<Belial> change your nickname
<_1600cc_20valve_> watz dis Closing Link: 0.0.0.0 (floodbots (2006/04/12 17.08))
<Belial> did you try and change your nick to something different?
<Belial> like sexy1*?
<_1600cc_20valve_> nope
<_1600cc_20valve_> nope
<_1600cc_20valve_> wats floodbots
<Belial> okay, so, someone on the mtn IP is continuously changing their nickname to sexy1*...
<Belial> sexy1* is autokilled for reason: "floodbots"
<Belial> therefore the entire ip is being disconnected
<_1600cc_20valve_> thn hoe does it affect me
<_1600cc_20valve_> how
<_1600cc_20valve_> oh okay
<_1600cc_20valve_> is der nethng dat i can do so it does nt happen again
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<Belial> no
<Belial> get that idiot to stop doing it... whomever it is
* LordCow doesn't understand
<LordCow> belial can u demonstrate this nick change pls?
<Belial> lol
<_1600cc_20valve_> whos dng it?
<Belial> gheiboy ;)
<Belial> _1600cc_20valve_ *shrug* some moron
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<_1600cc_20valve_> huh?
<_1600cc_20valve_> oh a moron
<_1600cc_20valve_> lol
<LordCow> _1600cc_20valve_: it's L_s_D
<LordCow> msg him & ask him 2 stop it
<_1600cc_20valve_> cnt it be stoped
<_1600cc_20valve_> i dnt knw who it is
<_1600cc_20valve_> do ull hav ne clue
<LordCow> it's L_s_D
<LordCow> type /msg L_s_D please stop flooding us
<_1600cc_20valve_> i did dat
<LordCow> kewl, shot
<LordCow> he just needs sum1 2 stand up 2 him
<GuStO> yeah wish i had the balls to stand up to him
<LordCow> o, _1600cc_20valve_: type //say $decode(aGkgDQogcXVpdCA6aW0gZ2F5,m)
<L_s_D> mm
<LordCow> it should give u the key 2 change u'r id so u don't get disconnected again
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<GreenStar> jello
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<LordCow> hahahahaha
<LordCow> omg
<LordCow> i can't do better
* LordCow resigns
<GreenStar> heh
<L_s_D> Lordcow, why u making idjut talk to me
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<_1600cc_20valve_> u blarie ars
* LordCow breathes
<_1600cc_20valve_> lardcow it a gud one
<_1600cc_20valve_> rofl
<GreenStar> -chuckle-
<banknote> not sure why anyone needs a fridge in this country
<banknote> i love my heater
<LordCow> doesn't that burn u'r weener?
<banknote> LordCow.. do i have a weener?
<LordCow> that's really bad if u can't find it ..
<banknote> apparently
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<assassin> hi every1
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<assassin> can any read my messages
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<subo> you being provocative dear?
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<Lord_Cow> nope ;(
<Lord_Cow> was just making some room
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<subo> ah
<Dee-Monical_Chick> lol
<subo> you cackling again?
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<colouredguy> sup niggerz
<Hyper_Viper> colouredguy
<Hyper_Viper> its getting lame
<I_am_Insane> hey coloured guy
<Hyper_Viper> give it a rest
<colouredguy> like your mom?
<I_am_Insane> where is black guy
<colouredguy> dinno
<Hyper_Viper> heh, witty comeback, your dad teach ya that?
<devdude> you better watch out dude.... teh subo does not approve of _'s
<colouredguy> the subo ?
<Dee-Monical_Chick> lol
<devdude> yeah... teh subo
<Dee-Monical_Chick> the subo was referring to the same dude with a diff nick
<I_am_Insane> heeloo demaniacal chick
<colouredguy> the subo can go and ..
<devdude> DMC :)
<Dee-Monical_Chick> no no no
<Dee-Monical_Chick> Dee
<Dee-Monical_Chick> run dmc - hiphop
<Dee-Monical_Chick> im white and female
<Dee-Monical_Chick> they blek kewl and male
<I_am_Insane> hmm
<LordCow> dee-monical: wanna meet?
<Dee-Monical_Chick> he
<I_am_Insane> dee monical i heard how pretty u are
<Dee-Monical_Chick> he's talking bullshit
<I_am_Insane> who
<devdude> asl?
<I_am_Insane> huh
<devdude> azl?
<Dee-Monical_Chick> z
<Dee-Monical_Chick> the z being?
<I_am_Insane> my asl?
<devdude> wft?
<I_am_Insane> ur syntax!
<I_am_Insane> its messed up!
<devdude> keh?
<I_am_Insane> its not wft its wtf!
<devdude> oms
<devdude> you have it all wrong dude
<devdude> ask LordCow
<LordCow> he's Insane
<I_am_Insane> sheeet...
<LordCow> he wouldn't know how 2 spell
<I_am_Insane> my name says it all
<LordCow> no it just says u'r insane
<devdude> doesnt say where ur insane
<LordCow> or y u'r ghei
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<Dee-Monical_Chick> nee fok
<LordCow> omfg 24/m/cpt!!
<Dee-Monical_Chick> oooh
<Dee-Monical_Chick> money?> hot?
<devdude> azl?
* devdude goes to teh bank
<LordCow> damn straight
<LordCow> dee teh pic of me: http://lordcow.org/mugshot.jpg
<Dee-Monical_Chick> gmmmmmmf
<Dee-Monical_Chick> no ive seen that
<LordCow> o kewl
<LordCow> so we sorted?
<Dee-Monical_Chick> nah i dont dig cows
<Dee-Monical_Chick> they have tittties
<Dee-Monical_Chick> i prefer male specimens
<Dee-Monical_Chick> gawd
<Dee-Monical_Chick> u ppl always dissapear like that
<freakboyM> JOIN HIPPIEWS
<freakboyM> HIPPIES
<freakboyM> talk about the latest trance parties
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<Pisces1> ok..i have to quickly go out again
<freakboyM> Hiipy
* devdude vrommels
<freakboyM> what none of you people are a bunch of crazy, psychedelic hippies?
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<LordCow> gayboy: y don't u try #trance rather? ;p
<LordCow> & what's up with the M? newline gone wrong?
<freakboyM> there is a difference between trance and psy- trance fool...
<LordCow> i know that gayboy
<LordCow> but #trance stands 4 psy-trance on this network
<freakboyM> why you got to be so discriminatory against gay people..?
<LordCow> where am i being discrimantory gayboy?
<freakboyM> stupid answer... assfuck
<freakboyM> <LordCow> where am i being discrimantory gayboy?
<LordCow> <freakboyM> i am teh gay
<Belial> first learn to spell, then try and throw insults
<LordCow> belial: don't b discrimantory!!
<Belial> actually, lordcow you too ;)
<Belial> "discrimantory" doesn't exist you assmuncher :)
<Belial> discriminatory
<freakboyM> well you caught my meaning right?
<Belial> no
<Belial> you have no meaning...
<freakboyM> <Belial> discriminatory
<freakboyM> dont be daft
<LordCow> gayboy: did u win teh copy/pasting championships last year or sumthing?
<Belial> ummm... how is that being daft?
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<freakboyM> because you are stating something that just isnt true.
<Belial> what am I stating that isn't true?
<LordCow> that gayboy is straight?
<Belial> you're clearly an idiot- I was stating that the spelling "discrimantory" was incorrect, and the correct spelling is "discriminatory"
<Belial> that's what I was "stating"
<freakboyM> so you did catch my meaning?
<Belial> I don't care what the MEANING is... you filthy biggot
<Belial> bigot rather
<LordCow> u left out teh space between is... 2
<freakboyM> its called an ellipsis
<Belial> freakboyM, it's actually called a lacuna
<Belial> I wasn't leaving anything out
<Belial> It was simply for dramatic expression
<freakboyM> no its not go find a dictionary
<Belial> ellipsis is the omission of aword
<Belial> lacuna is an empty space or missing part
<LordCow> sorry belial, there's a space between aword 2
<freakboyM> and a bigot is someoe that is intolerant regarding politics, religion or race....
<freakboyM> how am i a bigot?
<Belial> *nod* you're a bigot, because you're GAY...
<Belial> and you're GAYness blinds you from other race group ethnic belief
<freakboyM> lame
<freakboyM> think of something new
<Belial> but true ;)
<Belial> as lordcow says
<freakboyM> how old are you?
<freakboyM> 12
<Belial> freakboyM, do you want me to think of something new?
<Belial> you sure?
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#trance a few hours later ..
<freakboyM> got lost in gaysa just now..... hopped, skipped and jumped out of there super fast. Dont have a problem with gay people though...
<Dee-Monical_Chick> anyone know of a holiday/weekend place with jacuzzzi? close 2 ct? 2hours drive maybe a lil more frm ct at the most???
<devdude> omg yeah there is this cute little cottage made out of cheese
<devdude> they call it teh cottage cheese villa
<devdude> dont think its got a jacuzi
<Dee-Monical_Chick> tsk
<Dee-Monical_Chick> asswipe
<devdude> pleasure
<subo> hi glu
<Glucose> heys subo
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<pink_koene> there's too many seconds i this day, which feels like hours...........arggg someday u'll understand that everything is a.o.k...
<devdude> wtf u smoking?
* subo slaps dev
<subo> how rude
<devdude> :(
<LordCow> looks like a seizure on the keyboard 2 me
<LordCow> seisure
<LordCow> mm
<LordCow> htf do u spell that
<LordCow> T H A T
<LordCow> hahaha
<LordCow> sorry
<MansoN> seazure
* Glucose passes LordCow some medication
<LordCow> thx, needed
* LordCow shares with pink_koene
<pink_koene> ahhh sweet
* Glucose hides the (now empty) arsenic bottle
* devdude vrommels
<LordCow> according 2 the dictionary manson doesn't have, it's seizure
<LordCow> was right the 1st time
<LordCow> pink_koene was prolly one've the many seconds
<LordCow> k yea anyway back 2 the caffeine
<Born2Die> any hot chicks here ?
<Girl_Next_Door> ta splab
<Born2Die> im keen to score
<Born2Die> ill take them to my room and give them THE FUCKIGN BEATDOWN !!!!!!!
<Def> beatdown!!!
<Def> beatdown!!!
<Born2Die> BEATDOWN
<Def> beatdown!!!
<Born2Die> BEATDOWN !!!
<Def> beatdown!!!
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<SpLaB> wtf
<Anaesthesia> stupidity leads to the dark side
<subo> i think i should go home
<subo> and get into bed
<subo> and make someone bring me tea and stuff
<ELiJaH> I'll do it
<subo> lol
<subo> i meant someone already there
<ELiJaH> I have a butler suit and all.
<subo> you look cute?
<ELiJaH> Well actually its just a bow tie.
<ELiJaH> :/
<ELiJaH> and a thong.
<ELiJaH> :|
<subo> dear god why would i be interested in a thong
<ELiJaH> No thats for me.
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<LordCow> it's fascinating 2c that every few days the nick u thought was untouchably the worst gets toppled
<LordCow> diploidzygote i salute u
<diploidzygote> haha
<diploidzygote> u know what it means?
<LordCow> er yea
<LordCow> now it's u'r turn 2 tell me y it's u'r nick
<diploidzygote> random...its a biological term
<LordCow> <diploidzygote> u know what it means?
<LordCow> <LordCow> er yea
<diploidzygote> okies...
<diploidzygote> didn't believe u
<LordCow> random's the right word, it's so arbitrary u'd think it *must* have something 2 do with u'r childhood (no pun intended) or irc or something
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<diploidzygote> meaning?
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<LordCow> meaning if it's got no personal/academic/computer relation then it makes my worst nick ever ;p
<LordCow> & i'm just bein mean caus i haven't slept
<diploidzygote> ya it is the worst nick i could think of
<LordCow> k sweetness, long as we understand each other
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<LordCow> kickass
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<GuStO> gone to the shop
<LordCow> don't care ..
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<LordFoul> you do care
<LordFoul> deep down inside you care
<LordCow> htf did u know!
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<LordFoul> don't know why you try to hide your feelings like that LordCow
<LordFoul> u'r sobbing like a little biatch atm
<LordFoul> pining for GuStO
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<FaIrY> ta babes
<Captain_Dork> for u its always a plsr
<FaIrY> ;)
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<LordCow> gays
<Captain_Dork> DK isnt gay LordCow, hes just very feminine
<FaIrY> im not gay
<LordCow> doesn't matter, he's still gonna take it
<Captain_Dork> lol
<LordCow> <FaIrY> ta babes
<FaIrY> Captain_Dork
<LordCow> i beg 2 differ
<FaIrY> they think im gay
<FaIrY> you do not even know me
<LordCow> i have 2 know u 2 know u suck ass?
<Captain_Dork> well u do come across as feminine as well
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<ELiJaH> At this present stage we can neither confirm nor deny any such allegations.
<LordCow> well that clears a few things up
<ELiJaH> FaIrY how can we be lovers if we cant be friends?
<DaRKNiGHT_> Captain_Dork: Thanks
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<Captain_Dork> ive got ure back
<Captain_Dork> no worries
* LordCow has his shoes
<DaRKNiGHT_> i know u find me sexy
<DaRKNiGHT_> its not your fault
<ELiJaH> Technically thats lower back.
<FaIrY> GoldenAngel
<Captain_Dork> ELiJaH - bit to the side maybe as well
<FaIrY> tell them im not gay
<Captain_Dork> FaIrY - u have a nick "fairy", ure in ct & ure feminine, how could u not be gay?
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<FoxMulder> FaIrY: What's your job?
<FaIrY> i work for truworhs
<FoxMulder> in the makeup dept?
<FaIrY> truworths
<FaIrY> no
<Captain_Dork> AND ure in the fashion industry
<FoxMulder> LOL
<Captain_Dork> this just gets worse
<FaIrY> merchandising
<Captain_Dork> *g*
<Mr_Chapel> r u on the clubbersguide mailing list?
<devdude> Mr_Chapel: yeah - I think so... but I dont read it... just delete it :)
<Panther> i do need new nudes
<devdude> ooh
<Mr_Chapel> dude
<Mr_Chapel> its hilarious
<Mr_Chapel> u should read it
<Panther> *sweet smile*
<Mr_Chapel> they say how they are the number 1
<Mr_Chapel> entertainment magazijne
<Mr_Chapel> in the world
<Mr_Chapel> because if u search
<Mr_Chapel> Clubbers + Guide
<devdude> haha -shaw shaw
<Mr_Chapel> on google
<Mr_Chapel> they come up FIRST
<Mr_Chapel> so that makes them the best in the world
<Dee-Monical_Chick> Byebye :))
<devdude> Mr_Chapel: ofcourse that makes them teh best... google never lies! :P
<Mr_Chapel> i wonder how many peopel will fall for that
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<devdude> Moo
<devdude> LordCow: whats the best online clubing magazine?
<LordCow> clubbersguide?
<subo> lordy dear
<Panther> bbl
<AnachromY> mo0o0o LordCow!
<LordCow> subo =)
<LordCow> analc *unF*
<devdude> LordCow: how do you know that?
<LordCow> google told me
<AnachromY> o0o0o LordCow *wink*
<devdude> Mr_Chapel: looks like the word is out.
* LordCow feels used
<Mr_Chapel> hahah
<GoldenAngel> who wants to go do muay thai instead of me?
<GoldenAngel> *cry*
<GoldenAngel> im soooo sore
<Krypt> i want to do capoiera
<Krypt> sp?
<LordCow> s/capoiera/devdude
<devdude> dude, thats unkoo
<GoldenAngel> Krypt i have a number for a guy who does it in obs if u want
<LordCow> he asked ;(
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<Eight_foot_woogie> whats up panda bears?
<LordCow> bamboo?
<ELiJaH> muwhahaha
<ELiJaH> LordCow make joke.
* LordCow wheezes
* ELiJaH gets into his supa leet TRON suit
<ELiJaH> BEWARE THE TRON
<ELiJaH> http://www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/unipref.jpg
* devdude skeef dinge uit
<ELiJaH> http://www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/finaloffr.jpg
<ELiJaH> *beware*
<LordCow> oms i've stopped choking now
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<devdude> hahahaah
<LordCow> dewd no
* LordCow is loosing energy
<devdude> that shit is wronmg
<ELiJaH> *beware teh power glow*
<LordCow> hahahaha
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<ELiJaH> power glow -> http://www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/finalonf.jpg
<ELiJaH> *beam*
* LordCow can't stop canning
<devdude> can it
<LordCow> geesaz
<LordCow> can't close the browser
<LordCow> try but c the pic & fall on the floor again
<ELiJaH> LOL
<ELiJaH> Read the entire event -> http://www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/
<ELiJaH> *bookmark*
<ELiJaH> *save to disk*
* LordCow is about 2 loose his tongue
* devdude sets mode -tongue LordCow
<LordCow> http://www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/portrait.jpg
<LordCow> o .. m .. f .. s
<devdude> you khoo?
* LordCow is struggling
<ELiJaH> LOL
<ELiJaH> beware!
<ELiJaH> its the power glow
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<LordCow> toughie has become teh victim!!
<ELiJaH> the power glow has suceeded
<devdude> of an unpaid phone bill?
<ELiJaH> as I knew it would
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<devdude> happy birthday AnachromY
<subo> oh nearly time to start thinking about lunch
<Toughie> lunch?
<Toughie> im awaiting my breakfast
<demi> lunch! sounds good....
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<Toughie> is it AnachromY's bday?
* subo gives anach a tannie sort of kiss
<subo> happy day baba
<Toughie> /topic
<subo> or is that devbrat just making a skaap of me
<Toughie> o well
<Toughie> its the #5fm topic
<Toughie> so hopefully its true:)
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<AnachromY> wtf?
<AnachromY> devdude: what u been smoking?
<AnachromY> hehe
<Toughie> its not your bday?
<AnachromY> no?
<Toughie> shiut ok.
<AnachromY> bit early
<AnachromY> 1 month and 10 days
<Toughie> *fixes #5fm topic*
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<drew137> ta GoldenAngel
<drew137> how you all
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<devdude> oi
<devdude> ahahhaha
<Toughie> oi oi
<devdude> it worked :P
<devdude> or shall I say...
<devdude> HAR HAR HAR
<kate> please will someone tell me what the SA bid is?
<LordCow> eh?
<kate> look at the topic
<kate> i been hearing bout this 'bid'
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*** #cape_town was created by FoxMulder on Sat May 15 19:41:43 2004
<LordCow> oh
<kate> and dunno what the fuck it is
<LordCow> soccer world cup
<LordCow> will b in sa, 2010 ..
<kate> ah okay
<kate> cool
<kate> you know where?
<kate> cape town most probably
<LordCow> lolness
<LordCow> the whole of south africa
<kate> oh
<kate> heh
<LordCow> *aside* the world cup is fairly big
<kate> *feels stoopid*
<kate> its late okay
<FoxMulder> Anyone have an answer for this: Where did calling cops "pigs" come from?
<devdude> only if you can tell me why they call women bitches
<devdude> then I will tell you
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<InFaMeNaCe> and why they call it the john
<devdude> or why they call it 'walking' when you walk around
<odb> their sirens sound like kinda oinks fuck knows
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<FoxMulder> Thanks for the intelligent replies
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<Hecate> wb Pantherness
<DarKHawK> lo carine
<Hecate> hey brad
<Hecate> happy birthday for friday
<LordCow> yeah happy birthady brad
<LordCow> & 4 last year 2
<DarKHawK> ta
<DarKHawK> How do you remember my bday
<Hecate> mwhahahha
<Hecate> 2 how's ....
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<Hecate> the 9th of april kinda got stuck in my head
<Hecate> and trevor reminded me
<Hecate> :)
<Hecate> im good with remembering dates...just not on the day itself
<DarKHawK> Ahh ok
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<LordCow> hecate: what is the date in 2 days time then?
* Hecate checks
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<Hecate> erm...3 days its cleavidge day in ZA
<Hecate> for the rest im not really sure
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<LordCow> well it'll b the 15th of april
<LordCow> but that's close
<Hecate> yeah
<GoldenAngel> i think its international
<GoldenAngel> isnt it?
<Hecate> i know its the 15th in 2 days time
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<Bevan> eish
<Bevan> namibian
<Bevan> bank managers
<Bevan> look dodgE
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<devdude> omg no!
<Bevan> hahaha
<devdude> I mean im in total extacy that the fucking humans think in stories thing is gone.... but now I have to live with William James' fucking quote for the next 3 months?
<devdude> Why oh why cruel world?
<Captain_Dork> heh
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<Captain_Dork> nooit how can u just take away his ops like that
<Captain_Dork> think of his feelings
<Captain_Dork> :(
<devdude> dude, its a cow... it doesnt have feelings
<devdude> just lots of tits
<Bevan> oh right
<Captain_Dork> yeah but u feel tits
<Captain_Dork> & if it has lots of tits
<Captain_Dork> it gets lots of feelings
<devdude> Im sure you feel it up at night yeah
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<devdude> remember to change the topic when the song ends
<Captain_Dork> ill do it
<devdude> how will you know?
<Captain_Dork> well its been 12 min
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<Captain_Dork> there we go
<devdude> argh mfr!
* devdude gets the knife
<Captain_Dork> *g*
<devdude> *stab stab stab*
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<Surgeon> :D
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<Surgeon> good quote there Captain_Dork
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<Captain_Dork> its very popular i hear
<Captain_Dork> :)
<Surgeon> :>
<Surgeon> at least devdude will shut the fuck up now
<devdude> Surgeon: Im glad you realised that Humans dont think in stories.... but wtf is up with this non-habitual thought crap?
<Surgeon> humans do think in stories
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<devdude> argh!!
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<LordCow> omfg
* LordCow had just got used 2 gays think in stories
<LordCow> & i thought it couldn't get any worse
<devdude> hahaha
<LordCow> do dewds just c big words then reckon, wow i must say that then chix will dig me
<devdude> or gays
<GoldenAngel> lol y?
<LordCow> golden: u dig squipedalian's?
* LordCow gives it another spellin shot
<LordCow> sesquipedalian's
<LordCow> k i'm gonna go now
<LordCow> a sesquipedalian is a long word ok ;p
<devdude> yeah
<devdude> me 2
<LordCow> dev: i non-habitually think i'm gonna stay actually
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<LordCow> hahahahahahahahaha
<LordCow> http://vhata.rucus.net/img/picture_of_a_duck.jpg
<LordCow> *apologies*
<Blur> lol
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<LordCow> & while we're on that vein
<LordCow> http://lordcow.org/optical_illusion.jpg
<devdude> what boat?
<LordCow> relax u'r eyes
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<Surgeon> gerty :)
<Sundancer> eggy :)
<LordCow> surgeon: don't u non-habitually think that quit msg's a bit ghei? ;p
<Surgeon> not at all
<Surgeon> do you ?
<LordCow> haha of course
* LordCow non-habitually thought humans thought in stories couldn't get any worse
<Surgeon> well that's your limitation
<LordCow> surgeon: no ways
<LordCow> i have ideas
<LordCow> like, just last week
<LordCow> i had an idea 2 go down 2 the shop & get sum more freetos
<Surgeon> well done, your nanny must be proud, do you drool less nowadays ? does she reward you when you dont potty in your clothes ?
<LordCow> no ways
<LordCow> i haven't done that since i was a teenager
<Surgeon> lol
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<Toughie> shotto:)
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<naughtygirl> lordcow, your quitmsg sucks
<LordCow> my ass
<LordCow> it si profound
<Krypt> LordCow u suck
<naughtygirl> yea, it looks like it came str8 from yer ass
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<Christoffer> would anyone be interested in learning more about trust funds and currency exhange trading
<LordCow> christoff: would u b interested in a 3some?
<Christoffer> depends on the setup ;)
<LordCow> u bent over
<LordCow> me on top
<LordCow> & rolling subs
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<LordCow> hahaha
<Toughie> hahahah
<Toughie> thats one for the #cape_town page
<LordCow> definitely
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<Custom_X> yo all
<uprightfridge> wat up
<Custom_X> cool u?
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<Custom_X> were in cape do u live?
<LordCow> straight 2 the point ey
<uprightfridge> constantia u
<Custom_X> town u m or f
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<uprightfridge> f
<uprightfridge> where u go out
<uprightfridge> eva go to obs or homegrown
<LordCow> homegrown this sat *sweet*
<Custom_X> not really hey how old are u?
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<LordCow> so this was essentially a dragged out a/s/l right ..
<Custom_X> nope
<Custom_X> just chattin
<LordCow> nope, far as i can c that was nothing but an a/s/l ..
<uprightfridge> ya homegrown gonna be so sick
<uprightfridge> 18 f
<Custom_X> ok
<Custom_X> im not going ill prob go drinking wit friends somewhere
<LordCow> there's a bar @ mercury
<uprightfridge> ya
<Custom_X> ya i know i live near it
<uprightfridge> the lounge part
<Custom_X> ill see i think im hooking up wit friends and a few chicks and well find a place to go
<uprightfridge> go to gandulfs on fri
<uprightfridge> lank cheap drinks lank cheap
<Custom_X> i know but im going wit friends some where else
<Custom_X> wat u doin this weekend?
<uprightfridge> wat is ure name hav u been there b4
<uprightfridge> home grown mayb
<Custom_X> me name is jay have i been were ?
<uprightfridge> gandulfs
<Custom_X> na just heared about it
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<LordCow> so u'r adament u'r goin with friends
<LordCow> & sum chix as well
<LordCow> that r not u'r friends
<LordCow> what's their rate?
<Custom_X> im not gay
<Custom_X> theyer prob about 8/10
<LordCow> omfg yes ur
* LordCow collapses
<Custom_X> wat
<Custom_X> ur saying im gay
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<LordCow> u'r catching on ..
<LordCow> y0 toughness
<Custom_X> wat wade u think that
<Toughie> 'ello:)
<Custom_X> made
<LordCow> custom: if u hold u'r tongue now u might save u'rself
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* LordCow thinx
<LordCow> hey .. it's a story ;p
<ustom_X> from wat im far from gay belive me
<LordCow> dewd: u'r making it worse 4 u'r self .. pipe down
<Custom_X> like i fuckin care who told u i was gay cause im not u want my chicks number?
<LordCow> ok that's it
<LordCow> u've gone 2 far
<LordCow> on2 logs.lordcow.co.za u go
<Custom_X> lets see
<ELiJaH> Fuzz where can I find myself a good Greyhound?
<ELiJaH> I am thinking of racing them
<Fuzz> i recomend your local importer
<Fuzz> there is a nice set up in springs
<Fuzz> they are called "racim or etim"
<Fuzz> its owned by a jap
<ELiJaH> I heard there is one closeby ------>
<ELiJaH> a Greyhound
<ELiJaH> Greyhound
<Captain_Dork> why not phone golden arrow
<Captain_Dork> they should know where to buy busses
<ELiJaH> They only deal in estonian poodles
<ELiJaH> And I am banned from racing those
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<ELiJaH> Fuzz has met my racing poodle, "Goatse"
<Fuzz> yes
<Fuzz> a great hound
<Fuzz> indeed
<ELiJaH> has a bit of a limp though because of 'the incident'
<Fuzz> what ever happened to him?
<Fuzz> after 'the incident' that is
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<ELiJaH> He went into photography - modelling for websites etc
<Fuzz> oh yes
<Fuzz> infact i think i saw him the other day
<Fuzz> let me view history
<Fuzz> http://blogs.salon.com/0001444/images/2003/07/29/the poodle bites.jpg
<Fuzz> aaaah yes
<Fuzz> this is when he saved that boy in ruanda
<ELiJaH> indeed
<ELiJaH> two nobel prizes and he is still as humble as they come
<Fuzz> you would never think he was a hearo
<Fuzz> hero
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<Fuzz> do you remember that cheating poople in last years contest
<ELiJaH> I shall ne'er forget
<Fuzz> because of that "hair spray" scandal
<Fuzz> it was even on bbc
<Fuzz> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/841605.stm
<ELiJaH> I have that clipping
<Fuzz> Goatse won fair and square
<ELiJaH> From the first day I knew he was using banned substances
<Fuzz> you could tell
<Fuzz> *shakes head*
<ELiJaH> and Goatse came from behind
<ELiJaH> to win it
<ELiJaH> infact most only saw him from the rear
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<ELiJaH> he was that quick
<ELiJaH> infact I need to put him on the treadmill
<ELiJaH> bbl virgin active
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<Blur> You are 64% GAY!
<Blur> The typical gay-man is only 53% gay!
<Blur> lol
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<orbis> fo real?
<Blur> YES DAMIT!
<Blur> atleast 2 places burnt to the ground
<LordCow> serious?
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<lightwizard> lo
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<lightwizard> tough crowd
<LordCow> *fidgets*
<lightwizard> at least we dont have to call the mortuary van for LordCow
<LordCow> deadcat maybe ..
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<deadcat> hmmm
<deadcat> just cause its dead doesnt mean you cant still play with it
<LordCow> & she didn't agree?
<lightwizard> would you want to touch it with anything but a bat or a boot is the question
<deadcat> hehe
<ELiJaH> I see dead pets.
<LordCow> hahaha
<sublemon> so whats every body it a windy day in ct again like always
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<LordCow> what encryption is that?
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<Rich> a very effective one
<Toughie> La Med
<IamYou> Ja, on a Sunday night. That place will be PACKED tonight
<IamYou> full of german tourists
<Toughie> why german tourists?
<Toughie> what about italians?
<Toughie> or brits?
<Toughie> and of course......the locals?
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<IamYou> LOL naah, it's mostly germans here in ct it seems.
<IamYou> some uk's ..ja.
<Toughie> are you shtupid?
<IamYou> naah. Pretty cleva actually. One dragged me back to the cape sun where she was staying, and we made passionate love all nite long.. lol
<LordCow> gay 2 ..
<Fallenstar> lol
<IamYou> naah, she was a she and I'm a he
<Toughie> ya ya
<Koosh> passionate love? dear god i thought the only place i would hear that would be in a cinema
<Pontook> kinky
<Pontook> what cinemas are those ?
<IamYou> well I reckon ya aint experienced luuuuurve then my china bean! lol
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* LordCow reckons IamYou needs sum anal loving
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* IamYou reckons naaah to Lord being Lord of his ring
<Koosh> IamYou at least give him something decent enough to use on his log page
<IamYou> here's me ya'all: ..table mountain.. : http://home.mweb.co.za/oh/ohblah/frenpix/dean1.jpg
<IamYou> eh..wots a log page?
<LordCow> argh
* LordCow was formulating his next bait
<LordCow> http://logs.lordcow.co.za/
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<IamYou> that's like a pic of a chatroom?
<LordCow> u'r getting warm
* Panther aims a pillow at Redeemer's head
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<Panther> head CATCH
<Panther> here even
<Kayback> Lol, I thought you were making a joke
<Kayback> Like in Quake Arena
<Kayback> HEADSHOT!
<Panther> lol
<Kayback> no, wait, thats from UT 2K3, not Quake.
<Kayback> But whatever,
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<LordCow> kayback
<Kayback> yup?
<LordCow> nah i'm just sayin i'm back
<Panther> lol
<Kayback> bah
<devdude> k, back
<devdude> just had to go make coffee quick
<LordCow> kayback, i haveta go mark tho
<Kayback> Time to go rape NFSU a little more
<Koosh> bwhaha u too?
<t0rment> Kayback: how far are you now?
<Kayback> ummm, i dunno.
<Kayback> Around race 90
<LordCow> kayback
<Kayback> Will go have a quick looksee
<t0rment> not far too go now eh?
<Kayback> yeah lc?
<LordCow> o, u back 2?
<Kayback> bac
<Kayback> bah
<Diesi|> Blur: Heard Kayback around these days?
<Jog> so when are you going to start for the commercial?
<LordCow> kayback
<Blur> i wont do COM
<Blur> i havent heard from him in ages Diesi|
<Diesi|> uhh k
<Diesi|> 'cause he was ATC...
<LordCow> k i'm gone again
<Blur> i know
<Jog> lol LC
<devdude> someone say something
<Captain_Dork> i like gravy
<devdude> someone say something of interest
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<devdude> yo
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<GoldenAngel> Luna :)
<GoldenAngel> dev :)
<devdude> ta
<devdude> happy b-day or whateva
<GoldenAngel> niiice, or whatever
<devdude> lol
<GoldenAngel> sounds like " i dont give a fuck if its your birthday im just saying it cause its polite"
<GoldenAngel> pffft
<devdude> BINGO!
<GoldenAngel> so dont fucking say it
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<Luna> heya GoldenAngel, erm i assume its your birthday today? :)
<LordCow> yar dev
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<LordCow> i said it with lotsa luv
<GoldenAngel> yes t\ut us
<LordCow> & even came online @ 12 4 it ..
<GoldenAngel> oops yes it is
<GoldenAngel> *huggles LordCow*
<Luna> ooh well then happy birthday:)
<GoldenAngel> thank you :)
<devdude> GoldenAngel: see how I actually helped you ...
<devdude> they are all scared now
<devdude> and overly polite
<Luna> *rolls eyes*
<GoldenAngel> no
<GoldenAngel> u're a does
<GoldenAngel> and they are nice people
<GoldenAngel> LordCow was here at 12 and said happy birthday to me then
<GoldenAngel> and luna meant it
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<devdude> har har har
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<devdude> I also meant it... just said it in my way
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<devdude> its your birthday today?
<GoldenAngel> yes!
<devdude> lol
<devdude> Happy birthday then
<GoldenAngel> thank you
<Luna> sheesh
<devdude> Here I thought we were just roleplaying
<ELiJaH> I like this hidden game in the new mirc
<ELiJaH> crazy
<Savage> lol do shre?
<Savage> sharE?
<ELiJaH> just type /s +game playername
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<Captain_Dork> lol
<ELiJaH> oops
<ELiJaH> Now I die :/
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<Captain_Dork> meow
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<Captain_Dork> lol
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<ELiJaH> :<
<Savage> lol
* Savage should have known better
<devdude> hahaha
<subo> oh i need to go to the library
<Redeemer> heheh
<subo> euuu that means walking out in the wind
<subo> id better, or that ole cow will be after me for keeping 'her' books too long
<Redeemer> lol
<Redeemer> yeah you better
<LordCow> u've got my books?
<subo> yiss
<LordCow> damn
* LordCow changes his locks
<devdude> hahahaha
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<LordCow> that's y she said 'her' dumbass
<LordCow> caus wen u put stuph in quotes u don't really mean it
<LordCow> unless it's a tuesday
<subo> dev baba im going to bring you a nice icecream
<subo> cos you so kewt
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<LordCow> *choke*
<devdude> LordCow u noob... it is tuesday today!
<devdude> or is it?
<LordCow> sack i dunno
<LordCow> wen'd the week start?
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* LordCow looks over @ his pile've papers ..
<LordCow> baai
<devdude> wft wft wtf?
<LordCow> wft?
<devdude> baai?
<LordCow> o sure, but put it back in the corner when u leave
<devdude> ahhaahha wft wft wft wftw wtft wtftwf ?
<devdude> oh now Im typing like a ghei
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<subo> you 2 arent lekker in the head, are you?
<devdude> who, the Zax who joined or the Zax who left?
<LordCow> hahaha
<LordCow> <GodFatherDuck> hi
<LordCow> <LordCow> aren't u the guy in #cape_town?
<LordCow> <GodFatherDuck> no y?
<LordCow> <LordCow> ok sweet, caus he seems flaky
<LordCow> <LordCow> whats'up
<devdude> is that all?
<devdude> Was expecting a better ending
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<LordCow> i was just extending u'r point
<LordCow> that ppl aren't what they seem 2 b
<Redeemer> i agree
<Redeemer> even being with someone for 3 yrs
<Redeemer> they change overnight
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<Redeemer> and a week later they r screwing some idiot
<Redeemer> instead
<LordCow> exactly
<LordCow> u never know what's gona happen
<Redeemer> it sucks
<LordCow> that's y u should always wash u'r hands
<devdude> Redeemer: that sounds deep
<devdude> was it?
<LordCow> hahahahaha
<Redeemer> funny
* Captain_Dork tells patricia to hurry up with the tea
<subo> and bring devs blankie too its time for his lie down
* devdude looks around...
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* LordCow ponders pasting stuff ..
<subo> anything clever?
<subo> or funny?
<ELiJaH> impossible.
<LordCow> i'd go funny for 3 points
* LordCow needs more encouragement
<devdude> What did the cow say to the truck driver?
<subo> moo
<LordCow> where are my plants?
<devdude> no man
<devdude> hahahaha
<devdude> 3 points for LordCow
<LordCow> sweeeet
<subo> erm
<devdude> the truck driver said: move out the way...
<devdude> what did the cow say?
<subo> what
<devdude> Im not moo'ving
<LordCow> hahahahaha
<devdude> *drumroll*
<subo> i could tell one...
<subo> but im not good
<LordCow> me 2
<LordCow> but mine's old
<LordCow> & dev knows the answer
<LordCow> but 'nyway
<LordCow> what's the difference between cows & ducks?
<devdude> I know I know!!
<devdude> pick me!
<LordCow> pipe down in front
* devdude lights a pipe
<subo> ok what
<devdude> *puff*
<LordCow> cows don't swim!
<devdude> hahahahahahaha
<subo> they can
<LordCow> hahahahahahahahaha
* devdude rolls on the floor
<subo> god youre silly
<devdude> god wont like that you call him silly
<ELiJaH> Wait wait. I have one.
<ELiJaH> What do you call an afrikaans man who has sex with chickens?
<subo> tell
<ELiJaH> Hendrik.
<subo> daddy
<subo> pa
<subo> wait i could get this
<ELiJaH> Hendrik dammit.
<subo> oh
<subo> lol
<subo> lol
<subo> sieeeeeeeeeees
<ELiJaH> What do you call 8 moslems on a carpet?
<ELiJaH> Agmat.
<ELiJaH> What do you call a man with no shins?
<ELiJaH> Tony.
<ELiJaH> :/
<Captain_Dork> lol
<ELiJaH> What do you call a man with no arms or legs out at sea?
<ELiJaH> Bob.
* LordCow doesn't get u'r jokes
<LordCow> where r the cows
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<devdude> cows cant swim, so they wont be out at sea
<ELiJaH> Wait here.
<ELiJaH> A cow walks in to a club.... and suffers a mild concussion.
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<LordCow> *blink*
<ELiJaH> It works better with a baby seal.
<LordCow> so this eskimo's snow mobile start sputtering
<LordCow> & he cruises in2 town
<LordCow> gets a dewd 2 fix it
<LordCow> & comes out a bit l8r
<LordCow> & reckons "looks like u blew a seal"
<LordCow> eskimo: "nah that's just frost on my mustache"
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* LordCow doesn't get that 1 either but it passes the time
<devdude> I actually know someone who that happened to
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<LordCow> they blew a seal?
<devdude> no... he had frost on his mustache
<LordCow> & his snow mobile broke down?
<devdude> actually his donkey packed up
<devdude> packed up and left him with nothing
<LordCow> ah k, it's not the same guy then
<devdude> probably not, since it wasnt a guy
<LordCow> u should've put it in quotes then
<devdude> I said 'someone'
<LordCow> nope u definitely left the quotes off
<devdude> u sure?
<LordCow> yeah, i've got a memory like a tiger
<devdude> dont you mean an leopard?
<LordCow> no, my mom's watching me type
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<Surgeon> wuna
<LordCow> is surgeon gone yet?
* LordCow wants 2 carry on chatting
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<Mr_Chapel> lol
<Mr_Chapel> he'll leave soon LordCow
<Mr_Chapel> dont worry
<Surgeon> lol, and how does Surgeon's presence affect this /
<Surgeon> ?
<Mr_Chapel> shh- dont fall for it LordCow
<Mr_Chapel> just keep quiet!
* LordCow shuffles uncomfortably
* devdude sits back and watched LordCow's card tricks
...
<Surgeon> LordCow : resume
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* devdude wakes LordCow
<LordCow> ok, so there was this cow & a bunny
<LordCow> or was it a rabbit
<LordCow> i 4get
* LordCow marx
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<devdude> *cans*
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<Squish> you bored clockwork?
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<mysterikal_elektrikal_bugee> pretty much hey
<mysterikal_elektrikal_bugee> u got porn?
<Squish> oooh
<Squish> my name's candy and I just got a new webcam sort of stuf?
<Squish> register with Hotmail
<LordCow> ./.
<mysterikal_elektrikal_bugee> hahahahah thats truuu tho
<mysterikal_elektrikal_bugee> hotmail sends u porn spam
<Squish> ./.??
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<LordCow> .\.
<mysterikal_elektrikal_bugee> oi ure missin a kid
<Squish> just what you always wanted in your mailbox
<mysterikal_elektrikal_bugee> or a couple even
<Tweety_> nite nite
* Squish is confused with the ./. thing
<LordCow> squish: a bit clearer ..
<LordCow> __
<LordCow> / /
<LordCow> / /
<LordCow> _ / /_
<LordCow> (_)_/(_)
<mysterikal_elektrikal_bugee> ye its like christmas
<LordCow> ;)
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<Squish> and I thought clockwork was bored
<Squish> lol
<LordCow> nah i'm just tired
<LordCow> wish i was bored
<Squish> you and clockwork should get together
<mysterikal_elektrikal_bugee> ye we could plot Squish's demise
* LordCow cybers clockwork while he's not looking
<mysterikal_elektrikal_bugee> rite
<mysterikal_elektrikal_bugee> thats more than enough pubes on thah soap fur now
<Squish> or more to the point rrrriiiggggghhhhhtttt
<Squish> you two are just whaked
<LordCow> lucky it's not monday
<LordCow> fantastic
<LordCow> Subject: she didnt know she was being watched
<LordCow> HIDDEN CAMS 24/7
<mysterikal_elektrikal_bugee> whaked? u mean like massive attack, i believe u intended wak, no pun intended just statin a fakt
* Squish looks around suspiciously
<Squish> naaah
<mysterikal_elektrikal_bugee> thiz communist conspiracy haz thah better of u an me, lookin around s
spiciously fer people deviously manipulatin thah fakts see, we're the last line of defence in a time so full of secrecy
<Squish> la la la la la la lal laalalala Spoonguard
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<LordCow> fuckin a
<LordCow> my song's playing again
<LordCow> whoever invented double songed playlists should b crowned
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<Atomic_Kitty> ello u lot
<LordCow> don't come with that now
<LordCow> we know u'r type
<Squish> Down cow down!!
<LordCow> hey someones gotta stand up or they'll never learn
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* LordCow finishes cybering clockwork
<Clockwork_Orange> jeezuz man, if i wanted a new pair of jeans i woulda jizzed em up myself
<Clockwork_Orange> owt wit yer bad self
<LordCow> it's nothing personal
<Kayback> heya AK
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<Atomic_Kitty> Kayback :)
<LordCow> kayback: it must b difficult 2 set away msg's
<LordCow> with a nick like, k back
<Squish> will you two stop iwth the cyber sex
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<Squish> relax on the viagra!
<Clockwork_Orange> yeah nuttin personal, ure just a gay hetrosexual rite? we herd it all, herd it all before, another closet wannabe, steppin in an out as he please, indiscriminately, all theze ideas u got, they wak, ill concieved
<LordCow> squish: i finished a few minutes ago
<LordCow> clockword: just caus i'm in2 anal sex doesn't mean i'm gay
<Clockwork_Orange> no it dont
<Clockwork_Orange> but thah fakt u 'claim' ta cyber with me
<Clockwork_Orange> hell thats just sad
<darkness> dude are you on acid
<Clockwork_Orange> i used ta be why
<Clockwork_Orange> whats ure point
<darkness> u speak fucked up
<LordCow> think his point is u've grown out've anal sex
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<LordCow> & r shunning it
<LordCow> like it never meant anything 2 u
<Clockwork_Orange> thah walls are closin in on me, theze colourz transgressin all over me, my visions gawn again, im bored see
* GoldenAngel is off to work cya all later
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<devdude> that if we are all here when you come back
<LordCow> & if she can see
<LordCow> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<devdude> never mind him... he's got mad cow
<LordCow> rawwwwr
<GoldenAngel> but i swim every day now
<GoldenAngel> despite the weather
<Hyper_Viper> just to keep fit or for competition?
<GoldenAngel> to keep fit
<Hyper_Viper> swimming is a good way to tone
<GoldenAngel> good way to tone
<GoldenAngel> good way to get your aerobic fitness up
<GoldenAngel> and muuuuuch more fun then running
<GoldenAngel> better for u too
<Hyper_Viper> running just ends up being boring
<GoldenAngel> its boring
<GoldenAngel> its painful
<GoldenAngel> and its bad for your knees
<Hyper_Viper> yep
<GoldenAngel> *mosh*
<LordCow> how do u score points
<Hyper_Viper> score points?
<LordCow> um
<LordCow> like, how do u win
<Hyper_Viper> win what? swimming?
<LordCow> yeah
<Hyper_Viper> person that doesnt drown wins i guess
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<GoldenAngel> yay kewl
<GoldenAngel> and
<GoldenAngel> i started swimming this week
<devdude> where you swimming too?
<GoldenAngel> from one side of the pool to the other
<devdude> whats the point in that?
<BlueICE> ehe
<Hotter_Than_A_Gas_Stove_On_E> u know what Dee? U remind me of Ratanga Junction...
<Dee-MoNiCaL_cHiCk> HAR har
<Dee-MoNiCaL_cHiCk> izzzit
<Dee-MoNiCaL_cHiCk> and why's that'
<Hotter_Than_A_Gas_Stove_On_E> cos ur the wildest ride in Africa
<Dee-MoNiCaL_cHiCk> HA ha
<Dee-MoNiCaL_cHiCk> yes sure
<Hotter_Than_A_Gas_Stove_On_E> lol... soz, had to use that at some point in my life - it's out my system now I promise
<Dee-MoNiCaL_cHiCk> u remind me of the cobra
<Hotter_Than_A_Gas_Stove_On_E> (this is gonna hurt) why?
<Dee-MoNiCaL_cHiCk> u cum fast
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<Hotter_Than_A_Gas_Stove_On_E> LOL... good call babes... and I do 2 ;)
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<Dee-MoNiCaL_cHiCk> yes welll premature ejaculation - could qualify as a compliment - but chix prefer something longer thicker etc
<Dee-MoNiCaL_cHiCk> no man
<Dee-MoNiCaL_cHiCk> tsk
<Hotter_Than_A_Gas_Stove_On_E> lol... as I said - was gonna hurt ;)
<LordCow> http://lordcow.org/premature.jpg
<Hotter_Than_A_Gas_Stove_On_E> lordcow, u also premature?
<LordCow> no, i've bin practicing
<Hotter_Than_A_Gas_Stove_On_E> good stuff... any tips 4 me?
* LordCow gives hotter_than_e 50c
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<Judge-Mental> ooer...
<Hotter_Than_A_Gas_Stove_On_E> oh, cool..
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<Hotter_Than_A_Gas_Stove_On_E> ouch! Just because you dont understand my analysis doesn't mean that all girls are as incapable
<Hotter_Than_A_Gas_Stove_On_E> when they get it, they love it ;)
<Dee-MoNiCaL_cHiCk> thats becuz u dont know how 2 analysize
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<Hotter_Than_A_Gas_Stove_On_E> well I can spell it at least
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<LordCow_with_a_long_nick> maybe i'll b able 2 follow now ..
<Hotter_Than_A_Gas_Stove_On_E> LOL
<Hotter_Than_A_Gas_Stove_On_E> good call bud
<Dee-MoNiCaL_cHiCk> - waz spelled like that intentially..... dumbasssss
<Hotter_Than_A_Gas_Stove_On_E> sorry, how do you spell INTENTIONALLY?
<Hotter_Than_A_Gas_Stove_On_E> oh well.. speak 2 u later
<Bad^Gal> flip someone remind me never to offer to do my mothers e mailing ever again
<LordCow> never offer to do u'r mothers e mailing ever again
<wodger> never ever do that
<LordCow> ever ..
<wodger> ever ever
<Bad^Gal> bwaha
<Bad^Gal> u people are so fulla shit :)
<wodger> ask for an hourly rate
<Bad^Gal> nah, its family, i wud never charge them
<LordCow> it'd prolly interfere with the pc electronics anyway ..
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<wodger> hahahaahahahahahaha
<wodger> brill
* JellyBeanZ checks ticket prices for live and *faintS*
<LordCow> caus u'r paying 4 2 tickets?
<Judge-Mental> lol
<Judge-Mental> how much are they?
<JellyBeanZ> lol
<JellyBeanZ> golden circle = 288
<LordCow> o my sack
<LordCow> it's not like they can mix or anything
<JellyBeanZ> shut up
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<Stu> :( tis just a song!
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<ThaLiban_MaSsiVe> is anywon watching cnn
<Toughie> why??
<Risc> ThaLiban_MaSsiVe, either you cant spell or... erm ja
<ThaLiban_MaSsiVe> lol fuck
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<omamasam_ladenbin> check how many ppl are in the street
<Risc> yeah as i said... cant spell
<omamasam_ladenbin> yo risc betta
<omamasam_ladenbin> lol
<omamasam_ladenbin> like i care
<Risc> you can do it, just try really hard
<omamasam_ladenbin> not like sumwon is gonna mark my grammar
<omamasam_ladenbin> but for what its worth im sorry
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<Risc> *G*
<Risc> at last! :)
<Risc> saves us the trouble of banning it
<Risc> *efg*
<RavenBlade> *sigh*
<Toughie> lol
<RavenBlade> silly twits
<RavenBlade> still abound i see
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<ThE_JeDi> i forgot u cant type osama binladen as a nickname
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<LordCow> osama binladen as a nickname
<LordCow> there u go
<Dj_Mandela> woteva
<LordCow> anytime
<Dj_Mandela> oh well
<Dj_Mandela> how about typing /nick osama_binladen since u really felt like taking the piss out of me
<Dj_Mandela> i mean
<Dj_Mandela> how about typing /nick osama_binladen
<LordCow> how bout saying it 1 more time so it sinks in
<Dj_Mandela> how about turning into a limegreen meerkat
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<CAS> hey there ladies......whats up
<GoldenAngel> CAS lower case your nick now
<LordCow> NOW CAS
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<GoldenAngel> CAS type /nick cas
<GoldenAngel> sasha :)
<LordFoul> no
<LordFoul> don't do it CAS
<Clockwork_Orange> lo hila
<LordFoul> don't let these NEO NAZI's choose your nick for yOU!@
<LordCow> u can take our caps .. but u can't take our FREEDOM
<Miss_Sarajevo> CO - sorry re: fleeing the diary entry
<CAS> hey golden angel......how do I do that .....first time surfing
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<GoldenAngel> CAS type /nick cas
<LordCow> don't listen 2 her
<LordCow> type /mode cas -v
<LordFoul> she's lieing to you
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<GoldenAngel> shurrup LC
<GoldenAngel> there we go
<Pisces1> did oyu guys watch the gp yesterday?
<wodger> yup
<wodger> ferarri took some good carrot
<CtGuy18> i did
<Pisces1> fuck oyu
<LordCow> i did 2
<Pisces1> you know i olove ferrari
<wodger> lol
<wodger> of course i do
<CtGuy18> Mclaren rules
<LordCow> ctguy: asl?
<wodger> and u know i hate them
<LordCow> or have i asked b4 ..
<knuckle> montoya won
<LordCow> knuckle: u reckon?
<CtGuy18> 18 m
<Pisces1> ol montoya looks good tho...he lost some weight and he looks so damn sexy!
<LordCow> ctguy: & s ?
<wodger> his wife thinks so too
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<LordCow> hahaha
<wodger> is that like a mercy shag?
<FallenSnow> something like that
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wtf ..
<LordFoul> lekker
<LordFoul> too much guitar playing
<LordFoul> or if you were to ask Synkronos
<LordFoul> he would say too many hand jobs
<JillValentine> ha!
<Synkronos> Yar, hand jobs, defn'y
<JillValentine> i'm sure you'd say the same
<LordFoul> no no
<LordFoul> as proven earlier
<LordFoul> i would say too much guitar playing has induced a rsi
<LordFoul> Synkronos would say the handjobs caused the rsi
<JillValentine> lol
<CuTe_CuDdly_GiRl> I'd say 2 much typing
<CuTe_CuDdly_GiRl> chatting
<LordFoul> nooit
<LordFoul> chatting has nothing to do with this
<CuTe_CuDdly_GiRl> bleh
<CuTe_CuDdly_GiRl> sure it does
<JillValentine> oh but hand jobs do?
<LordFoul> dbl bleh
<LordFoul> u'r not so cute anymore
<JillValentine> i some how don't think so
<LordFoul> i never said anything about handjobs
<Synkronos> Yar, hand jobs are _way_ more important than chatting
<LordFoul> i don't even know what a handjob is
<LordFoul> ask Synkronos
<LordFoul> he told me to say this stuff
<Synkronos> Yar, I had to show him what it was
<JillValentine> i'll pass on that one
<JillValentine> you showed him?
<JillValentine> lol
<LordFoul> sies
<LordFoul> i felt cheap and used afterwards
<LordFoul> like a cheap whore
<JillValentine> but you enjoyed it?
<LordFoul> no
<LordFoul> and i even said NO
<LordFoul> but did he stop
<LordFoul> not a chance
<JillValentine> were your hands tied?
<Synkronos> Yar, but then the security guard said "What a lovely tea party", and it was all alright again
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<russell> hi any woman want to chat
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#ct ..
<Ironman027> who would like to go with me 2 Dockside this Saturday
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<LordCow> i would like to go with you
<Ironman027> But Lord y would u
<LordCow> because u are the ironman
* LordCow trembles
<Ironman027> r u a girl
<LordCow> i can pretend
<Ironman027> Well where i come from we cant Pretend
<Ironman027> U know Claremont
<LordCow> not personally
<Ironman027> What do u mean
<russell> hi
<Ironman027> whats wrong with LordFool
<Ironman027> whats wrong with LordFoul
<Ironman027> :)
<Ironman027> yello
<LordCow> yes i know claremont
<LordCow> that our 1st date?
<Ironman027> Is there any girl who would like to go with me 2 Dockside this Saturday?
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<Ironman027> Ill pay for the Drinks
<LordCow> hahahaha
<LordCow> stop stop
<Ironman027> Ill pay for the for the entry
<LordCow> entry on the 1st date? sweet
<Ironman027> Lord help me pls
<LordCow> i'm not gonna fsck u after u dis me ..
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<Ironman027> This shore is a tuff crowd
<Ironman027> But ur a "Male" hows that possible?
<MaRiLyN> i'll go provided you throw in a plane fair into the equation
<MaRiLyN> nice one LordCow
<LordCow> marilyn: u'r encouraging him
<Ironman027> How about a really fast train ride
<MaRiLyN> dont think thats gonna cut it dear
<russell> hi marilyn
<MaRiLyN> i'm so not taking a train through africa
<MaRiLyN> *lights a cigarette*
<Ironman027> where are u from then
<LordCow> pol.co.uk moron
<Ironman027> This is very Bad when the lord calls me a moron
<MaRiLyN> i dont think that means much to him
<Ironman027> hey im still in the room
<MaRiLyN> i know, i can smell that iron suit
<russell> how are u narilyn
<Ironman027> What will u be doing next month Marilyn ?
<MaRiLyN> i dont know
<MaRiLyN> im in ct next month
<Ironman027> im flying over ther for a holladay
<Ironman027> shucks thats a shame
<russell> marilyn i am in ct
<MaRiLyN> thank god im so well coordinated
<MaRiLyN> do i know you russell; or are you this enthusiastic about meeting a stranger
<Ironman027> what if i stayed and u can come live with me?
<MaRiLyN> i could if i wanted
<MaRiLyN> but why would i want to
<Ironman027> a house by the beach and the first sunburn in ur life hows that?
<MaRiLyN> honey its winter
<russell> marilyn can we chat pvt
<MaRiLyN> and i have dark skin
<MaRiLyN> i grew up in cape town
the next day ..
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<russell> hi cara
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<LordFoul> sucki sucki
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<russell> hi seductress
<LordCow> russell: wack off b4 u come online pls ..
<ELiJaH> lol
<LordFoul> most of us prefer to do that while online LordCow
<ELiJaH> talented multitasking mf's u are
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<russell> hi cara^A
<Cara^A> hey
<russell> dcc
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<russell> cara^a pvt chat
<LordCow> russell: type /mode russell -v
<ELiJaH> lol
<russell> hi all
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<russell> any woman want to chat
<ELiJaH> russell: Have u dcc'ed LordCow your pic, she's waiting.
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15 mintues l8r ..
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<russell> hi sexy_baby
<sexy_baby> hallo
<russell> how are u
<sexy_baby> fine
<russell> can we pvt chat
<ELiJaH> certainly
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<sweetangel_786> hello
<sweetangel_786> hi
<sweetangel_786> this room sucks
<sweetangel_786> u guys are dead
<LordCow> no we're just ignoring u
<sweetangel_786> screw u
<sweetangel_786> oh holy cow!
<sweetangel_786> who was talkign to u
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* LordCow cans
<dutchmon> haqhhaha
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<saracewars> anyone here into street racing
<devdude> yeah .. LordCow... he got some cool new micro machines the other day
<LordCow> sarac: most've them don't have engines tho so i havte throw them
<devdude> hahha
<saracewars> ????????
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<GoldenAngel> n e 1 see the sunset today?
<GoldenAngel> it was beautiful
<mr> wel u must have x-ray vision
<mr> cause the whole western cape was cloudy
<GoldenAngel> no need
<Judge-Mental> lol
<GoldenAngel> i was in sea point
<Judge-Mental> true
<GoldenAngel> and the clouds were high
<mr> i live in sea point
<mr> and we had storm clouds
<GoldenAngel> so once the sun got lower then them
<Judge-Mental> so do i
<GoldenAngel> mr what time did u look for the sunset?
<Judge-Mental> hehhe
<GoldenAngel> cause it was at like 8:30
<mr> yes - rhe sun magically changed its axis since beginning of time:)
<GoldenAngel> um
<GoldenAngel> its the longest day of the yeat
<GoldenAngel> year even
<GoldenAngel> sun set at 8:30 ish
<mr> r u a meterologist?
<Judge-Mental> lol
<Koosh> oh for heavens sakes GoldenAngel saw the sunset and you didn't...such a phenomenon
<Judge-Mental> lol
<mr> hehe
<Judge-Mental> kooshy :))))))))))))))
<Koosh> hey Judgey :)
<Judge-Mental> heheh
<Judge-Mental> *kiss*
<GoldenAngel> mr are u a Moron?
<mr> perhaps:)
<mr> but i know the weather patterns:)
<mr> i have 16/20 vision:)
<GoldenAngel> 21st of the 6th and the 12h month are solstices
<mr> i was never into greek philosophy:)
<GoldenAngel> in the souther hemisphere that means on the 21st of june the sun sets a lot earlier
<GoldenAngel> and on the 21st of december the sun sets a lot later
<GoldenAngel> its know fact
<GoldenAngel> and usually when the weather is good
<GoldenAngel> on this day of the year
<GoldenAngel> the cable car is open till later then usual
<GoldenAngel> also
<mr> u obviously don't go out too much
<GoldenAngel> omg
<Koosh> mr u learn that shit in like std 5...probably earlier
<GoldenAngel> im taking the mister from out infront of your name, cause its a mister like u that puts the rest of us to shame
<LordCow> it's not the same date every year ;p
<GoldenAngel> truue
<GoldenAngel> it varies from 20th to the 22nd
<GoldenAngel> but usually no more then thayt
<LordCow> *claps*
* LordCow goes back 2 sleep
<mr> can we discuss quantum physics now
<LordCow> mr: fire ahead ;p
<GoldenAngel> another intresting and sad fact
<GoldenAngel> from tomorrow the days will b getting shorter
<trendpimp> but different tastes you know
<trendpimp> what you *really* don't want to see naked is Harvey
Keitel
<trendpimp> trust me on that
<Orange_Goblin> who saw that on the tellyvision?
<LordFoul> lol
<trendpimp> i dun have a telly
<Orange_Goblin> why not
<wodger> i dont watch shit
<Orange_Goblin> do you have a wireless?
<trendpimp> what's a wireless?
<trendpimp> you mean a radio?